Directions:
  • Get 2 pieces of bread (white or wheat),
  • remove any blue/green organic growth,           
  • find some mayo, best if kept in the fridge (so i hear),
  • and some lettuce, cheese and HAM,           
  • maybe some mustard if so inclined
  • spread the mayo/mustard on the bread
  • add lettuce, cheese and HAM
  • salt and pepper to taste...
  • thats all there is to it

Directions:

  • Get a bowl
  • some pancake flour (1 cup), milk (3/4 cup),an egg and some oil (1 big spoon)
  • mix the flour,egg,milk and oil in the bowl
  • heat a frying pan til it's hot
  • put several pats of butter in the pan, and pour the mix in
  • cook til bubbles appear on the top of the pancakes, and carefully turn over
  • cook about the same time as before and they ought to be ready
  • put butter between each cake as you take them off the heat and put them on your plate
  • pour on the syrup and have at it!

Directions:

 

  • open the freezer
  • get out the waffles
  • place in the toaster (either 2 or 4, depending on the number of slots you have)
  • wait til they pop up
  • as with the pancakes, put butter between each waffle
  • apply the syrup...
  • pretty darn easy, eh?

Directions:

 

  • find the pack of ramen (there are many flavors)
  • get out the pot (the ones you keep to cook in, not the green kind, well on second thought, that might not hurt)
  • bring 2 cups of water to a boil
  • pour in the noodles part of the pack
  • boil 3 minutes...take off heat
  • add the flavor pack part and stir in
  • pretty darn easy, eh?

Directions:

  • Get out your ol' bud , the frying pan
  • get together your eggs and bacon
  • turn heat to about a little past middle and place pan on grill...
  • place bacon on the pan and move it around so it won't stick (with a fork or something)
  • cook til you like them (I like mine sorta chewy, some like crispy)
  • place on plate with a paper towel under them... or a paper bag or something to soak up the grease
  • pour off some of the grease, but don't put it down the sink (unless you run a lot of hot water after it)
  • crack eggs in pan and cook to your liking (sunnyside up, over easy, etc:)
  • place them along with the bacon on a plate, maybe make toast (see waffles) and your there dude!

Directions:

 

  • find the closest grocery or convenience store
  • get out the money you were saving for the children's shoes
  • select your favorite brand
  • come home and sit down in your favorite chair, turning on the TV on your way
  • open bottle or can
  • repeat previous step over and over
  • pretty darn easy, eh?

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