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These are two *NSYNC songs that Sarah has written new words to. PLEASE, if you're an *NSYNC fan, leave now. You won't like this and we don't want to offend anyone. On the other hand, if you love the Backstreet Boys and DON'T like *NSYNC, stick around. Comments are welcome! | ||||||||||||||||
| "God Must Have Spent A Little More Time On WHO?" | |||||||||||||||||
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(to the tune of "(God Must Have Spent) A Little More Time On You") Can this be true? Tell me can this be real? How can I express the anger I feel? 'NSYNC is dominating most of the charts, and they have stolen America's hearts. I never thought there'd be a group like this. Why does 'NSYNC even exist? How can it be that their boring cd went to number three? It's a tragedy! (chorus) Their videos are cheesy. Their dance moves are lame. But yet they're really popular, who should I blame? When I listen to their songs I know that it's true. 'NSYNC will never last, no matter what they do. In all of creation, all things great and small, they are the one thing that makes my skin crawl. But people are saying that they're a hot act! That could be the reason for how I react. And I'm trying hard to figure out why 'NSYNC's cd even came out. With voices like elves, how do their albums sell? I wonder deep inside, where's the BACKSTREET pride? (back to chorus) | ||||||||||||||||
| The *NSYNC Haters' Anthem | |||||||||||||||||
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(to the tune of "Tearin' Up My Heart) (chorus) [a capella] They're getting on my nerves most every day. I go insane whenever their songs play. And no matter what I do I feel the pain, cause they're in the way. Maybe I don't understand why so many girls love them. Things are getting out of hand. They're much more popular than they were. I'd prefer that they drop off the face of the earth. I am tired of their sound and I can't take it anymore. (chorus) All the members look like squirrels and dance around like monkeys, yet I've heard from many girls that Justin's "really cute" and Lance is "hot". I think NOT! Perhaps those girls just forgot about good taste in men, When will this ever end? (chorus) Getting on my nerves each day Go insane when their songs play and no matter what I do I feel the pain cause they're in my way. (repeat) (chorus) And no matter what I do I feel the pain cause they're in my way. | ||||||||||||||||
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