Stoned is the way of the walk 
Stoned is the way of the walk 
Well it's the alley cat 
Puffin' on a hootie rat 
Some think I'm a criminal 
But yo I ain't all o' that 
Hit ya with a baseball bat 
An' ya wanna ill though 
Wanna mess around ya get bucked on the hill bro 
Kick it like a steel toe 
Real slow 
Hits from the bong 
Make me feel like Cheech and I'm kickin' it with Chong 
Just like Cheech 'n' Chong frontin' with ice cream 
Cypress hill is here to give you a nice dream 
Speak it like a roller and you know its rolled tightly 
I like a funky beat so why ya tryin' ta fight me 
Pigs often cite me 
That's not polite G 
At any hour of the day you know I might be 
Harassed by a pig real fast 
They wanna Rodney King me 
Always tryin' ta crowd my ass 
Ain't got no class 
I hit they ass like the Buddha that's stinky 
They wanna scruff but they just so rinky-dinky 
I'm the freaka, the one who freaks the funk 
Sen got the Phillie an' he's gonna light the blunt 
Sippin' at the kufu 
Make me go cuckoo! 
Somethin' like loco 
Then I turn into this loocool 
Bringin' the beta yeah now the funk's risin' 
Got the beta bass and the nasal highzen 
As I kick a drum beat comin' straight from my sinus 
Crazy nasal vocals can I make the hotties loco 
I remember Sister Maggie 
Breasts were kinda saggy 
Used to sell me buddha out of fucked up little baggies 
Honey'd up a twenty even when I had no money 
She said "Pay me back with some Latin dick Sonny" 
I'd never went out and I don't think I'm gonna 
Just for some buddha she wanted me to bone her 
Demeaning 
You think you know what I'm meaning 
I got somethin' for the ho's to be scheming 
On the Buddha Real 
I took a trip to Hootaville 
I'll throw you out the door of my big blue Seville 
Then light another joint 
This ain't no exploitation 
For we are the ones stonin' in the ways of the masters 
Stoned is the way of the walk 
Stoned is the way of the walk 
Stoned is the way of the walk 
Stoned is the way of the walk 
"Hit the ass 
Hit the ass like the buddha that's stinky"