Mashed Potatoes and Hairnets


Everyone races to the lunch room

and give the lunch lady a big smile

Cuz you know we all love her

when she dishes up a Chicken Turnover

Crazy Sticks are tomorrow

but the day after that comes our sorrow

Please oh please, tell me why,

when it comes to Cheesesteaks,

Why do they even try?

You know that Taco-in-Edibowl

is so much more than loveable

And we can't sit and linger

when they're serving up some Chicken Fingers

I don't want to be choosy,

but I love Maximum Pizza served by Lucy

Sitting in the crazy cafeteria,

I think the Wacky Cake gave me diarrhea

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