The Tab

        Okay, you guitar-mongering bloodhounds. Here are my versions of what Joshua Homme is playing on that battered six-stringer of his. By that I mean that I play the guitar like a trained chimp. Trained in cookery that is. I tune my lowest note string (the thick one) a tone (or two frets) lower than it should be. That way, you can play a chord on the bottom three strings with only one finger, thus making life just that little bit more bearable. The tunes are in alphabetical order.
So, to play like a Queen, tune your guitar as follows, unless it says otherwise:


--------------F--------------
--------------C--------------
--------------G--------------
--------------C--------------

P.S.  These tabs don't appear to require the top two strings. I'm saving you money.

Avon

Here we go:

C---------7-------
G-7---7-----------  x8
C
---7---7---7-7-7-

Then it shifts into:

C-------------7-----------------------8----------------------10--------
G-7-----7-----------------7-----8-----------------8-----10-------------
C
----7-----7-----7--7--7-----8-----8-----8--8--8-----10----10--10-10-10

C-------------10---------                                      ----------
G-10----10---------------  x1 but 2nd time last 3 notes are:  -10-9--8--
C----10----10---10-10-10-                                      -10-9--8--
 

Main verse riff:

F-6--6--6--6--6--6--6--6--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--9--9--9--9--9--9--9--9--
C
-7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--8--8--8--8--8--8--8--8--10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-
G
-7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--8--8--8--8--8--8--8--8--10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-
C-7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--8--8--8--8--8--8--8--8--10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-

F-9--9--9--9--9--9-------
C
-10-10-10-10-10-10-9--8-
G
-10-10-10-10-10-10-9--8-
C-10-10-10-10-10-10-9--8-


Chorus (doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-ooh):

F-6--6--6--6--6--6--6--6--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--9--9--9--9--9--9--9--9--
C
-7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--6--6--6--6--6--6--6--6--10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-
G
-7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--6--6--6--6--6--6--6--6--10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-
C-7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--6--6--6--6--6--6--6--6--10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-

F-3--3--3--3--3--3--3--3--2--2--2--2--2--2--2--2--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7-
C
-4--4--4--4--4--4--4--4--3--3--3--3--3--3--3--3--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7-
G
-4--4--4--4--4--4--4--4--3--3--3--3--3--3--3--3--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5-
C-4--4--4--4--4--4--4--4--3--3--3--3--3--3--3--3--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0-

F-6--6--6--6--6--6--6--6--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--9--9--9--9--9--9--9--9--
C
-7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--8--8--8--8--8--8--8--8--10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-
G
-7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--8--8--8--8--8--8--8--8--10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-
C-7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--8--8--8--8--8--8--8--8--10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-

F-9--9--9--9--9--9-------
C
-10-10-10-10-10-10-9--8-
G
-10-10-10-10-10-10-9--8-    back into the verse.
C-10-10-10-10-10-10-9--8-


End with the opener riff. This looks like a lot, but I simply don't know shorthand for 'play same chord eight times'.

Born To Hula

The quiet bit goes vaguely like this:

F-4-----4--4----7--7--7------
C-5-----5--5----8--8--8------
G
-5-----5--5--7-8--8--8----7-    x4
C
-5-----5--5--7-8--8--8----7-


Then it GETS VERY LOUD:

C-5-----5-----5-----5-----8--12-8--12-8--12-8--12-      There must be an
G
-------------------------8--12-8--12-8--12-8--12-        easier way to
C
----5-----5-----5-----5--8--12-8--12-8--12-8--12-          play this.


Then the tune changes and gets increasingly faster:

F-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-
C-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-8-8-8-8-7-7-7-7-
G
-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-8-8-8-8-7-7-7-7-
C
-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-8-8-8-8-7-7-7-7-

F-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5-
C-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-8-8-8-8-6-6-6-6-
G
-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-8-8-8-8-6-6-6-6-
C
-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-8-8-8-8-6-6-6-6-


Then the tune changes again, and settles down a bit:

F--------------------4-
C----------3----45----
G
------34-------------    until the end.
C
-5-------------------

The Bronze

The preamble before the rocking begins:

F-----------9--------------8-
C-------10-------------9----
G
----10-------------9-------  etc.
C
-10-------------9----------


The rocking begins:

F-9--9--9--9--9--9--9--9--9--9--9--9--9--9--9--9--8--8--8--8--8--8--8-
C-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-9--9--9--9--9--9--9-
G-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-9--9--9--9--9--9--9- etc.
C-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-9--9--9--9--9--9--9-


until you get to about 1.45 on the old time display, when you play:

G-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-
C-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-    x2


Then you have a ridiculous solo, but you can play the main riff under it, until the end:

C-9--9--9--9------------------------11----------------------10-------------
G-9--9--9--7------9--9--9--11-11-11-9-----11-11--11-10-10-10-8-----10-10-10-
C-9--9--9---------9--9--9--11-11-11-------11-11-11-10-10-10-------10-10-10-

C----------10-------------
G-10-10-10-8-----10-10-10-
C-10-10-10-------10-10-10-

Give The Mule What He Wants

The opening bassline is pretty good. Anyway, when that's over you could play the solo bit, or this:

C-0---12--11-12-11-9---11-11-11-11-9--11-9--
G
-0---12--11-12-11-9---9--9--9--9--9--9--9--
C
-0---12--11-12-11-9---9--9--9--9--9--9--9--


Then the main riff:

G-0----0-9---9---9-0---0-9---9---9-0--799---9----0-
C
-0----0-9---9---9-0---0-9---9---9-0----9---9--790-  etc.

Hispanic Impressions

I can write down the main chord-y bit, but I can't be bothered to work out the unlistenable solo parts.

To begin:

C-------------101010101010------------101010101010-
G
-9-9-9-9-9-9-8-8-8-8-8-8-9-9-9-9-9-9-8-8-8-8-8-8--
C
-9-9-9-9-9-9-------------9-9-9-9-9-9--------------


Main riff:

F-----9---7-------9---7----------------------9---7-------9---7-------9---7-
C
-----7---5-------7---5---------101010-------7---5-------7---5-------7---5-
G
-5-----------5-----------9-9-9-8-8-8----5-----------5-----------5---------
C
-5-----------5-----------9-9-9----------5-----------5-----------5---------

C-------------101010101010-
G-9-9-9-9-9-9-8-8-8-8-8-8--
C-9-9-9-9-9-9--------------


And then it gets well messy.

How To Handle A Rope

Main riff:

C
------------------10--------------10^12-10-
G
-5--5--5--5--5----8-------8---8------------
C
-5--5--5--5--5------------8---8------------


Chorus:

C-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-10----8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-
G
-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-10----8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-
C
-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-10----8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-

C-9---9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-3---3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-
G
-9---9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-3---3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-
C
-9---9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-3---3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-


Climax:
C----------------8---8-8-8-8-8-8-8-
G-5-5-7-7-9-9----6---6-6-6-6-6-6-6-    x8
C-5-5-7-7-9-9----------------------

If Only

Go! The verse riff:                      The chorus riff:

C-6-8-8-88-5^7---3^5-5-5-33-3-5-55-      F-5-5-5---8-------8-8-8-
G-6-6-6-66-5-----3---3-3-33-3-3-33-      C-5-5-5---8-------8-8-8-
C
----------------------------------      G-3-3-3---6-------6-6-6-
                                          C-----------------------


There are lots of tricky solos over this. Which I can't play.

I Was A Teenage Hand Model

There is no goddamned guitar in this. But the piano line goes:

G-5--------2-----------------5--------
C
-------------------2-----------------

Nice.

Mexicola

The opening bassline goes:

C---------------------------------
G
-------------------4-------------    x2
C
-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0---0-0-0-0-0-0-

C-----------------------------6-----------------------------------11-
G
-----5---4-----5---4-----------4-----5---4-----5---4-----9-11-12----
C
-0-0---0---0-0---0---0-0-4-6-----0-0---0---0-0---0---0-0------------


Then the guitar joins in:

C-----7---6-----7---6-------12^14----12-
G
-0-0-5-0-4-0-0-5-0-4-0-0-0-------------
C
-0-0---0---0-0---0---0-0-0-------------


Then the main riff:

F-2-2-22-2--2--2-2--2-7^9-7-2-2-22-2--2--2-2--2-2-
C
-3-3-33-3--3--3-3--3-------0-0-00-0--0--0-0--0-0-
G
-3-3-33-3--3--3-3--3-------0-0-00-0--0--0-0--0-0-
C
-3-3-33-3--3--3-3--3-------0-0-00-0--0--0-0--0-0-


Chorus riff:

C-0--0--9--0--0--10------0-10-
G
-0--0--7--0--0--8-------0-8--
C
-0--0-----0--0----------0----

Regular John

Opening:

C--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-
G--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-  x10 before drums kick in, then x8 before
C--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-


F--7--7--7--7--10-10-10----7--7--7--7--9--9--9-----
C--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--
G--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--    x4
C--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--


then opening riff x8 before suddenly kicking into the cool bit:

C-7--------------8--8----------------------------
G-5--5--5--7--7--6--6--8--8--10-10-10-10-10-10-10
C-0--5--5--7--7--------8--8--10-10-10-10-10-10-10

Do these however many times you need to, until you get to the chorus bit:

C--10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10---------7---              -10-7-  on the
G--8--8--8--8--8--8--8--8--8----10----5---  x4          -8--5-    last
C-------------------------------10----0---              ----0-      one

These Aren't The Droids You're Looking For

God knows how you play the mental bits in this ditty. But the basic idea is:

F--------------5-----------
C----------7-----7--------
G
-------6-----------6-----  repeated how much you like.
C
-0--7-----------------7--


Then just make it up as you go along. Jazz.

Walkin' On The Sidewalks

Opening:

F-------14----------------
C-------------------------
G----------------------10-  x4
C-0--0-----0--0--0--0--10-


Verse riff:                            Chorus riff:

C----------10----7--5----              C-5-55-5-55-5-554-44-4-44-4
G
-12----9--8-----5--3--0-              G-5-55-5-55-5-554-44-4-44-4
C
-12----9--------------0-              C-5-55-5-55-5-554-44-4-44-4


Then there's the extended 'Whooaahhh' bit:

C
-5-55-5-55-5-554-44-4-44-4-443-33-3-33-3-332-22-2-22-2-221-10-1-0-1-0-
G
-5-55-5-55-5-554-44-4-44-4-443-33-3-33-3-332-22-2-22-2-221-10-1-0-1-0- etc.
C
-5-55-5-55-5-554-44-4-44-4-443-33-3-33-3-332-22-2-22-2-221-10-1-0-1-0-

You get the idea. Then you go into the Opening riff for 2.5 minutes. Nice.

You Can't Quit Me, Baby

Sorry. Although this is probably the best song the band have ever done, I just don't know how to play the complex bits. Can someone help?

You Would Know

I think it's better if you had conventional tuning on this spooky number.

--------F--------
--------C--------
--------G--------
--------D--------



Main riff:              Chorus riff:

C-------------10-        C-11-11-11-11-13-13-13-13-8--8--8--8--8--8--8--8-
G
----10----8-----        G-8--8--8--8--10-10-10-10-5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5-
D
-8-----9--------        D-9--9--9--9--11-11-11-11-6--6--6--6--6--6--6--6-


The Climax:

G
----5----------10----------8---------7------
D-6-------6--11-------11-9-------9-8-------8-    x4


Then the main riff for one last time.