The Royal Palace of King Mercury




				Dears !!! One wishes to have you in Ones Royal Palace! Browse through Ones regal abode at your leisure dears for a peek into Ones royal lifestyle! Since One decided to throw open the doors to Ones Palace, One is very excited!One and Ones Princes are always on hand to welcome you! Firstly, One needs to frisk you before you can enter Ones' abode! One can't be too careful in this day and age dears so let One feel your pockets! Now that it seems you are unarmed and therefore, not dangerous, you may enter any rooms in the Palace you wish. Yes dears, even the boys boudoirs - but please knock before you enter. One never knows what they get up to ... especially that rotter, Roger! One is rather miffed at this leather-trouser-wearingold fart who has been fronting Ones' band lately! Surely he is not as popular as Oneself? Is One not the most stunning, lush creature on earth?.....even if One does say so Oneself!
Ones popularity never ceases to amaze One. Although, when One does occassionally look into Ones looking glass, One is instantly reminded that One is rather irresistable and that you can all be forgiven for swooning as you do. So it is with this in mind that One has decided to allow you, Ones adoring public, to come into Ones abode and have a bloody good perve. Those of you with serious medical conditions however, are hereby warned of the dangers of entering Ones Palace without first consulting your physician. One is so utterly divine in the flesh that One has been known to bring on severe bouts of hyseria, fainting, swooning and One has even caused the odd cardiac arrest. Do be careful dears.