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Class' intercom: Rebecca
Ripley to the principal's office, please.
Laura <Rebecca's classmate>
looks at a snoozing Rebecca on her right, decides to wake her up.
Laura: (shakes Rebecca)
Wake, up, Becca!
Rebecca sniffs but still
hasn't wake up yet.
Laura: (punches Rebecca)
Wake up, darling, breakfast's ready!
Rebecca: (mumbles) Yeah,
AJ honey, be right down......
Laura: What the... dreaming
the un-real again! Wake up, Rebecca!
Their Biology teacher: (cooly)
Can't wake her up, Laura? I can't blame you.
Rebecca: (coming to her
senses) What happened? Where am I?
Laura: (whispers) You're
wanted in MD's Office!
Rebecca: Huh? Mike Donahue
doesn't have an office, he's an office cleaner, isn't he?
Laura: Who I meant by MD
is Mom of Death, silly! You're wanted in her office!
Rebecca: Mrs. Wetherspoon's
office? Why?
Laura: Don't know!
Later on, at lunch time
Rebecca: Have I got news
for you, my baby!
Catherine: And what is that,
Ms. Oh-I'm-so-excited-today-that-I-forgot-to-say-hello-to-my-bestest-bestfriend?
Rebecca: What?
Catherine: NEVER MIND! What's
the news?
Rebecca: I'm nominated for
a scholarship program! (screeches)
Catherine: A what?!
Rebecca: NEVER MIND!
Catherine: Seriously, a
scholarship? Is it possible that the program is called 'Found Talent'?
Rebecca: Yes, that's what
MD told me. You look pale, are you okay?
Catherine: Becca! I'm nominated
too!
Rebecca: Huh? But there's
gonna be only one of us who will get the scholarship!
Catherine: She did tell
me that there was going to be another competitor, but didn't tell me who!
I never thought it's you! Oh God!
Rebecca: No way!
Nick and AJ are in Kevin's
navy-blue minibus, Kevin's driving real slow that his passangers almost
commit suicide
Nick: Hey Boner, which one
of us gets dump first by our super driver?
Kevin: That will be you.
That's your lady's house over there. Pink fence, right?
Nick: Yeah!
AJ: Get off quick, lucky
boy!
Nick: Enjoy the ride, AJ!
*blows a kiss*
AJ: Be sure to attend my
funeral!
Nick: I will!
Kevin: Guys, please? I have
a hot date too but I'm trying to get us there safely!
AJ: Okay Dad. Hit the gas.
Nick: (yells over) Don't
pick me up! I'd rather walk home!
As the minibus drives away, Nick presses the doorbell 37 times.
Catherine: (Opens the door)
Hey love! Come in!
Nick: Hey too, sweetheart!
Where's the smoochie-smoochie?
Catherine: I'm not in the
mood, Nicky. (pauses) But I miss you so what the heck. (censorred!!!)
Nick: Umh, that's more likely!
So what's bothering you, hun?
Catherine: (speaks sadly)
I'm nominated for college scholarship.
Nick: Wha-? But that's great!
That's what you've always wanted to get!
Catherine: Not quite. I've
never thought that I'd be competing with one of my bestest friends.
Nick: Really? That's pretty
tough. (hugs her)
Catherine: Yeah I know.
Nick: So, who?
Catherine: (holds her breath)
It's Rebecca.
Rebecca: Oh hell! AJ! Have
I just got the worst nightmare!!!
AJ: Oh munchkin! (cuddles
her) Still afraid of the dark, pretty?
Rebecca: No, silly! It's...
it's that I'm competing a college scholarship with Catherine!
AJ: You don't mean that
Catherine, do you?
Rebecca: The Catherine!
Nick's Cathy!
AJ: (groans)
AJ and Nick talks.
AJ: Who's gonna get it?
Nick: The scholarship? I
don't mean to brag, but I'm definitely positive Cath will get it!
AJ: (smirks) Why do you
'positively' say that? Becca isn't any dumber than Cath.
Nick: Sorry, but I think
my girl has all the chance to. You can tell just by looking at her serious,
strong, witty personality, and not to mention she's a hard-worker. How
can she miss!
AJ: Hey-hey! Ain't that
slightly big-headed? Really, my girl is the best in her class and she's
always top in every subject!
Nick: Yeah, like the subject
of 'entertaining AJ'.
AJ: Not funny at all, you
ass!
Brian enters the room, right
before he sees AJ hits Nick.
Brian: (runs to stop them
both) Quit it you guys! What's the problem with you two?!
AJ: I ain't got no problem.
He does.
Nick: What?! I didn't do
anything! You saw him hit me, Brian? You can tell who's guilty already!
Brian: You both are! *sighs*
Can't you guys act like your own age?
Nick: Silly me. I'm 18!
AJ: (in a highly pitched
mocking voice) Silly me. I'm a 20-year-old kid! And Brian, usually it's
you and Nick who act like kids!
Brian: Ooops! You got me!
(laughs) But this one you guys are fighting for is ridiculous, (in lower
voice) whatever that is.... (becomes all happy again) OK guys, peace up.
Brian forces Nick and AJ
to hug each other.
AJ: I'm behind you 1000%,
sugar.
Rebecca: And Nick is behind
Cathy 1000% too?
AJ: Yeah.
Rebecca: I hope you guys
didn't get upset with each other.
AJ: How'd you know that?
Mind reader!
Rebecca: So I'm right? You
guys hit each other?
AJ: Not if a small punch
on his left eye doesn't count.
Rebecca: You can't do that
to him! Now I feel really bad!
AJ: It ain't your fault
at all! He said stupid things so I stopped him. It's natural.
Rebecca: You're making me
feel worse...... I guess I'll have to do all this without you.
AJ: What do you mean?
Rebecca: From now on I don't
need help or any kind of support from you at all. That's final. Now go.
She pushes AJ to the exit
and slams the door infront of his face.
Catherine on the phone: What?!
As in, you broke up with him?!
Rebecca: Didn't have anything
else in my mind.
Catherine: Then I have to
break up with Nick too! So that you and I are fair!
Rebecca: Don't do that just
to get 'equal' with me! Think of what you'll lose!
Catherine: Don't stop me!
I have never been this serious all my life. I know what I'm doing.
Rebecca: Don't push it.
Catherine: I'm not pushing
it.
Rebecca: Fine! Don't cry
on my shoulder if you miss him one day!
Catherine: This is for friendship.
I'm ready to defend it and for the sake of one healthy competition!
Rebecca: You're nuts, Cath.
Catherine: Yeah. Just like
you.
Howie: That's odd.
Brian: Yeah. Those two young-uns.
Kevin: Who do you mean by
that, Brian? Nick and AJ or Cath and Becca?
Brian: Okay then it's four
young-uns.
Nick: Tomorrow they are
gonna take some tests and interviews. I know my girl will make it.
AJ: Too bad Cath's no longer
'your girl', Nick. She just broke up with you remember?
Nick: Shit! Don't start
with me!
AJ: Like you dare!
Kevin: Can you kids calm
down? We have a job tomorrow, so collect yourself in your little ass, both
of you!
Howie: (laughs) We don't
get what you're trying to say, Kev.
Kevin: (smirks) I mean you
guys quit it now so we can sing good in the studio tomorrow. Okay?
AJ: Gee, like having a general
with us, Corporal Littrell!
Brian: Whatever you say,
Captain McCleaner!
AJ: Oh I'm sorry I seem
to have mistaken your name just then, Corporal LITTLE!!!!
Brian: I'm gonna lick your
butt for that, Bone! (starts going after AJ)
AJ: Oh no! Anything but
that!!!!
Kevin, Howie and Nick laugh
at Brian and AJ's traditional who's-running-after-who-is-not-quite-clear
race.
Two days after the test and
interview
Catherine, on the phone:
Nick, I have a good news.
Nick: Wow! Is it about fixing
a relationship? You're gonna take me back?!
Catherine: Hmmm Okay then
there are two good news.
Nick: I'm panicking here,
tell me now or I'll hang up!
Catherine: Like you dare!
Nick: These days everyone
say that to me once too often.
Catherine: (giggles) I want
you to know that......
Rebecca: We both got it!!!!!!
(screeches)
AJ: (screams) BOTH OF YOU?!
Seriously?!
Rebecca: Yes! Me and Catherine
both!
AJ: (hugs Rebecca) Oh my
God! That's great! That's awesome!
Rebecca: And one more thing...
AJ: What is that?
Catherine: I wanna be your
girlfriend again.
Nick: (cuddles his girl)
I never even realized we were apart!
Rebecca: I love you, AJ.
AJ: And I love you too,
munchkin.
Catherine: Do you still want
me, Carter?
Nick: I'll think about it.
(pauses 0.1 second) Yes I still want you so bad!
Then there are kisses and
smooches all around.
Brian: How is it possible,
they both got the scholarship?
AJ: The board thinks they
both should get it. They're equal.
Nick: No they're not. They're
totally different kinds!
AJ: Don't start with me.
Nick: Like you dare.
AJ: I'm gonna blow you up
to pieces that your ancestors would cry so don't be so sure, punk.
Nick: Oooh, I'm shakin'
in my boots!
AJ and Nick wrestle.
Brian: Lord, have mercy
on us Backstreet Boys. Please let these two apes act like adult apes. (looks
at the two strangely) (jumps to Nick and AJ)
And so, the three of them crash the place down.
Next day,
Alice: Hi Brian, bad news.
Brian: Hi love, what news?
Alice: Guess who's gonna
be at war with me.
Brian: What war?
Alice: An art sholarship
war, that scholarship I've been wanting so bad!
Brian: Oh no...... it can't
be! Is it like Nick and AJ's case?
Alice: Yes, it is, it definitely
is...
Hailey: It's gonna be Alice
or me, Kev! What'm I gonna do?!
Kevin: (deep, deep sighs)
Ohhh boy..... Here we go again.
The End.
