Swys'
I N T E R E S T I N G Concepts Page
Here is a list of super-sharp-lines I gathered from all over the Net, so enjoy!
- Don't put off until tomorrow what you can avoid alltogether.
- I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
- Everybody repeat after me: "We are all individuals".
- Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
- Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques.
- Hard work pays off in future. Laziness pays off now.
- If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is definitely not for you.
- A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
- For every action, there is an equal and opposite critisism.
- He who hesitates is probably right.
- No one listens until you make a mistake.
- Experience is something you don't get until just after you needed it.
- Success always occurs in private and failure in full view of your biggest enemy.
- The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required on it.
- The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the butter.
- The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.
- To steal ideas from one person is plargiarism, to steal from many is research.
- Two wrongs is only the beginning.
- You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
- Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.
- The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up.
- Change is inevitable...except from vending machines.
- Don't sweat petty things...or pet sweatty things.
- Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
- If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.
- Death to all fanatics!
- Borrow money from pessimists...they don't expect it back.
- Half the people you know are below average.
- 99% of all laywers give the rest a bad name.
- A rolling stone eventually stops.
- 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
- Familiarity breeds conception.
- A stitch in time saves you running.
- Every cloud has rain in it.
- Ugly carpets last the longest.
- Free cheese is always in a trap.
- If your car could travel at the speed of light, would you always be home before dark?
- Where did the first seedless grape come from?
- If swimming is such good exercise, why are whales so fat?
- Where do flies go in winter?
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